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Speaking of creepy.

I don't want you to say anything about my

condition.

If you haven't already. Your mouth is huge.

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oh. guess i should stop printing off those newsletters

relax, i didn't say anything and im not planning to

probably better that way anyway. we don't need any assholes knowing all it takes is a good central thwack to kill you

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Thanks.

[ I guess. ]

That and I'm not fond of the idea of having my parts stolen.

[ They are v precious !!! ]

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yeah because im sure everyone here is jonesing to steal a spare liver

you'll be fine, val

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You don't know that. We don't know anyone on this ship apart from your face doubles and Levi. And maybe a few others.

I like Levi though.



I know.

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oh my god chill, if people wanted livers that bad they'd probably already be knifing each other


i like levi too.

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That's not how you get still-functioning livers worth transplanting out of people, you violent weirdo.


He gave me a cat.

Alva will let me keep her right? She's small and her name is Petra and sometimes she's meows but she's not very loud.

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or whatever, carefully knifing each other, point is if they're desperate enough they'd be doing it anyway

its not like they're going to see you and be like oh hey, you know i could use an extra spleen or two


as long as she's not pissing on his stuff and you're not trying to hide her in your chest window or something i dont see why he'd care

[mangled]

I don't know that sounds an AWFUL lot like back home so.


She's won't urinate on his anything. I can't make any promises for your stuff, though.

[ H e h. ]

And the last thing I'm going to do is put her inside of me. Gross. I'm already at max occupancy anyways.

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yeah well back home i wasn't allowed out often enough to murder anyone that wanted to fuck with you or alva, they don't know me here yet.

[ was that just a proclamation of protective violence? maybe. but it'd go for anyone from home, really. it's just who andyr is. if he can stop it, or at least make the attempt in protest, he'll do it. doesn't matter what he feels about val personally. ]

keep your urine monster out of my room

tmi. speaking of, though, did alva figure out a way to deal with that yet? you're gonna have to unload pretty soon, right?

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[ It's both sweet and scary. Don't get in trouble because it's the last thing he wants for you. Hopefully it won't come down to that.

But just in case. The DL is required. ]

No. Promises. She's still a baby.

I can wait another month or two, I have the room. He doesn't need to worry about me yet.

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if you just keep it the hell out of MY room, there won’t be a problem to worry about

it might take a month or two to figure out. better now than later.

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You'll take to her and then you'll find yourself in deep trouble. She's very charming.

I have wiggle room. Sort of.

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when'd you become cat oracle?

don't push it, val

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Since I met this cat.

I won't push it. I know how this works and I know how to stretch what time I have.

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so its a magic tree cat?

if you say so.