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1. You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?

2. Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out

3. Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality

4. He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.

5. That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon

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And the other 25%?

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random facts about fish

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wtf?

Why fish??

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only book i had in a really boring room for about a year was a marine biology encyclopedia

i read all of it. 4 times. in that year.

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Prove it.

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Goldfish can see infrared radiation that is invisible to us.

African lungfish enclose themselves in a mud tunnel and, after their lake has dried up, can live for years buried in the mud, breathing air and waiting for the rains to return.

Gurry sharks eat polar bears and can live up to 200 years.

One Puffer Fish contains enough poison to kill 30 people.

When Anglerfish mate, they melt into each other and share their bodies forever.

The Goliath Tigerfish eats small crocodiles.

The Salema Porgy is a species of fish that can cause hallucinations when eaten. In Ancient Rome it was consumed as a recreational drug.


The Hawaiian state fish is the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a, or, Reef Triggerfish.

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[JESUS CHRIST.]

I'm getting you more books.

Also I'm starting to dislike the ocean more and more.

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make them more fish books

it's fucking scary down there. scarier than space.

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You aren't sick of them?

My experience with both is at a minimal so I can't really compare them.

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the first couple years after, yeah. but then i kind of missed it when i started forgetting stuff, so it's kind of a classic now.

plus, i started using it for code. they let me send messages to a few people in the other Houses, so i wouldn't go batshit, but they read everything. so african lungfish was 'sorry, i was in ISO', gurry shark was 'hapsburg is having a raid', salema porgy was 'i'm too drugged up to make sense right now' and humuhumunukunukuapua'a was 'i'm bored'.

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Were they really so stupid that they couldn't figure out that you weren't just randomly naming fish?

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well, for the first year i was there and just had that book, i was telling everyone fish facts because i was bored and i wanted them to suffer with me. so i just kept telling them fish facts. i just also told them in person what it meant.

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So you made them think you were a fish freak?

Not a bad plan though.

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basically

its kind of true though

i do like fish

and goats, kind of. because they're assholes. im pretty sure that's all god put in the coding when he made goats. 'be assholes'.

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You just told me everything I know about fish.

I will agree on goats though. I'm not really sad they are nearly extinct.

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correction: 80% of your personality consists of anger management issues while going overboard is only 15% and that 15% only exists because it's in direct correlation with the 80%.

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i like how i manage my anger just fine

what's the other 5% left?

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when you're acquainted with the hulk, most displays of anger pales in comparison.

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3% angst and 2% tolerant (1% useful, 1% worthwhile).

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then mine shouldn't seem like much of a problem to you, should they?

wow i got a whole percent of worthwhile, what for?

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they aren't. they're yours.

if you weren't at least 1% worthwhile, we wouldn't be talking right now.

[That's the only answer he's willing to give him. He isn't going to expand on a one percent question.]

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yes they are, so you can stop worrying about what's not your problem

wow i'm flattered. i might even blush.

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cute.

then don't give me anything to wo who said i was worried to begin with?

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the fact you're pointing out my anger problems. if you're not worried, why waste the time making note of it?

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i only made note of it because i was correcting you.

it has nothing to do with concern.