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only book i had in a really boring room for about a year was a marine biology encyclopedia

i read all of it. 4 times. in that year.

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Prove it.

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Goldfish can see infrared radiation that is invisible to us.

African lungfish enclose themselves in a mud tunnel and, after their lake has dried up, can live for years buried in the mud, breathing air and waiting for the rains to return.

Gurry sharks eat polar bears and can live up to 200 years.

One Puffer Fish contains enough poison to kill 30 people.

When Anglerfish mate, they melt into each other and share their bodies forever.

The Goliath Tigerfish eats small crocodiles.

The Salema Porgy is a species of fish that can cause hallucinations when eaten. In Ancient Rome it was consumed as a recreational drug.


The Hawaiian state fish is the Humuhumunukunukuapua'a, or, Reef Triggerfish.

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[JESUS CHRIST.]

I'm getting you more books.

Also I'm starting to dislike the ocean more and more.

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make them more fish books

it's fucking scary down there. scarier than space.

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You aren't sick of them?

My experience with both is at a minimal so I can't really compare them.

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the first couple years after, yeah. but then i kind of missed it when i started forgetting stuff, so it's kind of a classic now.

plus, i started using it for code. they let me send messages to a few people in the other Houses, so i wouldn't go batshit, but they read everything. so african lungfish was 'sorry, i was in ISO', gurry shark was 'hapsburg is having a raid', salema porgy was 'i'm too drugged up to make sense right now' and humuhumunukunukuapua'a was 'i'm bored'.

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Were they really so stupid that they couldn't figure out that you weren't just randomly naming fish?

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well, for the first year i was there and just had that book, i was telling everyone fish facts because i was bored and i wanted them to suffer with me. so i just kept telling them fish facts. i just also told them in person what it meant.

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So you made them think you were a fish freak?

Not a bad plan though.

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basically

its kind of true though

i do like fish

and goats, kind of. because they're assholes. im pretty sure that's all god put in the coding when he made goats. 'be assholes'.

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You just told me everything I know about fish.

I will agree on goats though. I'm not really sad they are nearly extinct.

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there's a lot more i could tell you

what, really? that sucks. [ he liked that they were assholes :T he felt they had kindred spirits ]

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I won't stop you.

Nearly. I would miss the meat though. They still have a chance as long as we get Wall Maria back.

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i'll get you a list

the walls have names?

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Do you not have the book with you?

Maria, Rose, and Sina. People worship them. They can't just call them 'walls'.

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no, but i don't really need it anymore, i have most of the cool stuff memorized. it's just a lot, so list is probably better.

people worship walls

dude


wait do you worship the walls??

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You could just ask for more books.

Hell no, it's weird.

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and people will just give me books here?

thank fuck, i didnt want to be the one to say it if it was you

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People might. But the portal will sometimes bring objects back. My horse came through it.

It's a cult full of idiots. It's just as corrupt as the goverment.

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your horse? what the hell. that doesnt seem very random selection.

yeah no shit. what'd the do when one of the walls fell?

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Seems random to me.

They freaked. Thought God left them, but the ones inside of Wall Sina were still praying like it was their job.

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out of all the multiverse, the ingress grabs you and your horse?

christ. its a bunch of fucking brick, what'd they expect?

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I feel like that's pretty random to me.

They think it will bring God from Heaven to stomp the Titans out, or something like that. I honestly don't pay much attention to them.