Alva
Sweater dad. Knows too much about genital warts and shares too easily. Family.
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Val
Organ bag. Needs babysitting 24/7.
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Miray
Baby factory. No.
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Daisy
Need a flower that rhymes with Daisy...
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French Not Alva
Seems weird.
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Levi
Giant cannibal fighter. Gave cleaning tips.
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Jack
Sorry about your life.
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Librarian
Sometimes a baby??
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Small Loud
Shut. Up.
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Bomb Girl
Thanks for the book, good luck with the bombs.
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Jensen
Why would you solder sunglasses to your face? Otherwise ok.
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Champion Wizard
Magic fire, hell yes.
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Something about eggs?
Don't touch Val or any of his 12 livers. Nice cats.
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Tall Stark
Not my buddy.
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Dutch
Don't know yet. Watch.
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Sour Marshmallow
Idiot.
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Garrus Vakarian
HERO SNIPER ALIEN HOLY SHIIITTT
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Gramps
Fancy talking politician. Seems good to his family.
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Scruffy
Probably needs a vacation. Sorry for barfing.
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Capt. Marshmallow
Also probably needs a vacation. Can't decide if he wants to be a carebear or a douchecanoe.
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Short Tony
Please make less noise all together.
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Lunch Lady
Might be crazy, but probably not.
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Fish Neglector
Feed your fucking fish, asshole.
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Miller
Good teacher. Dad would've liked him.
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Sim Room Police
Kind of a dick, kind of okay.
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Ahab
Reminds me of Dad.
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Robin
Smart kid. Very smart, more than a lot of adults.
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Adrien
The good doctor, long live his rage.
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Isha
The angry one.
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German Santa
If Santa was an action film star.
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Scientist
Researches people. Keep away from medical records, keep away from Val. Also, just fucking weird.
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Cassie
Badass. Hair needs more purple.
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Nick
Loser with a good heart and a lame beard.
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Alva's Roommate
Please calm down.
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Sideswipe
Gay robot surrounded by other murderer robots??
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Chatty book guy
Almost dying a lot isn't fun, glad we got that covered.
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Chatty fast guy
Basically, everything blows.
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